Driving home from school with the boys today, this is what I heard.
LittleMan (age 7) "Mom, why do you poop out babies?"
Me "I don't poop them out!"
LittleMan "Oh yeah, it comes out your va-china"
M "No, it's the bagina"
LittleMan "oh yeah, bagina"
Me "no, boys, Vagina"
LittleMan "haha, yeah boys have a penis and girls have a va-china"
M "yeah, girls don't get to wiggle their agina"
LittleMan "I like to call it a weiner"
M "but if they think you have a weiner, they will want to buy it and eat it"
this is where I started giggling louder and they stopped talking :)