LittleMan adventures

LittleMan is awesome, he is such a character and I love him. I decided to share this story because I'm still giggling over it about a week later.

One day LittleMan came to me with a very serious look on his face. "Mom, the teachers and kids in Primary have been calling me a very mean name lately."

Now I'm thinking of his teachers and the Primary Presidency and I know they wouldn't do that, but I'm concerned nonetheless. "Ok, Buddy, what name have they been calling you?"

LM "Red head!"

Me "remember how I told you that people with orange hair and red hair are called red heads? It's not to be mean, it's just a way to talk about your awesome hair."

LM "But my hair is orange, not red."

Me "I know, but that's just the way it goes."

LM "but MOM, it's my hair that is orange, not my head!!"

Me "I know and that's what they mean."

LM "Ok."

And a picture of my poor redhead ;)


* and yeah, I know I still haven't blogged about our gingerbread house fun.

Conversation in the van

Driving home from school with the boys today, this is what I heard.

LittleMan (age 7) "Mom, why do you poop out babies?"

Me "I don't poop them out!"

LittleMan "Oh yeah, it comes out your va-china"

M "No, it's the bagina"

LittleMan "oh yeah, bagina"

Me "no, boys, Vagina"

LittleMan "haha, yeah boys have a penis and girls have a va-china"

M "yeah, girls don't get to wiggle their agina"

LittleMan "I like to call it a weiner"

M "but if they think you have a weiner, they will want to buy it and eat it"

this is where I started giggling louder and they stopped talking :)

Look Mom!!

a dollar menu!

Said by M at Michaels craft store, in the dollar section. Think we go out for fast food too often? :)